HOMIES THAT ARE VERY IMPORTANT
This religion has been touched and inflected by many important figures. Mainly being our great messiah Jaden Smith, whom asks himself this outstanding question. The question itself's got a blast processing xdxdxdxd.
The story goes back when Adam and Eve were chilling down in west Philadelphia, where they were born and raised. Where they'd chill out, be nakedy dixy xd. But then this one snake, it was up to no good, started selling apples and ponies to the neighborhood.
They got one lil bite from it.
God got bumped, and he said " OH! SO YOU'RE ONE OF THOOOOOSE " and made peanut butter.
They now lived in World -1, woah, it was BAD! So they begged and pleaded with him, day after day, but he made water cold and fresh milk, so they said "Might as well drink it!".
Afterward, the Mayan made macaroni cheese which got confused for the end of the world. MAMA MIA.
But then Majora's Mask went all up on his hood and went easy-e gangsta'gangsta so he could destroy the world it seems on the 21st of December of 2012. But nothing happened that day, except for men everywhere pooping, eating McDonald, overpopulating, uselessly consuming. It was a new start some people say, but how do we know? Maybe this is all a dream, and we're all what we saw in our mirror. We do not know. What is happens...?
Following up to this event, the Roman Empire took place,where the great leader Ceaser made a tv show where he'd order dogs around and became a very big hit. WOW, guy was all around bitches and shit. But Jaden's first form, Jesus Smith was there. And he was all like " What is happens? " which led him to play some ping pong. But Ceaser hit the ball so hardcore and fast, it went through his hand. Which explains why he has a hold in one of his hands on the picture. Later on, he died cause fuck you.
As years passed by, his legacy lived up and people spread his name throughout the world. Enslaving niggas to find the one who'd look like Jadden, doing things and do stuff.
They founded the land of America and it wasn't till a man was seen rapping during the 80's that things pumped the jam. Will Smith became a huge hit, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. Making way for the FRESH KING OF BEL-AIR, JADEN SMITH. He made a remake of the famous ching chang bully karate kid movie to show how strong he had grew. That he was prepared to take on the task of our great messiah.
To lead us to the answer behind the infamous question...what is happens ?
During the Prince's rise. Two young men were born to aid the king's quest.
A man whom is named " Brandon Tron the thingnie, yo" and " Brock Richard the symbiote master ". These two are the ones who started to resurrect the once dead religion to lead the world into a better place after finding the answer behind this great and amazing question.