Follow the heroes that are meant to save our race. In this quest of epic proportions, Venom teams up with Jontron and that cool guy with the glasses to finally find, what the fuck is really happens? Is it a myth? how can something so mystic have been kept secret for such a long time. It is their duty as the deffenders of the happens realm to find the meaning of all this tragedy. 
In their way, they will encounter Wigly-Sama, an otaku ready to be apart of the adventure and to destroy the horrible gramm- To find what happens means. When he was just a little kawaii ugu, his parents were murdered by happens, and he must know why. As they travel, they will meet a black guy(very important figure). And yeah, the movie got banned from the states because of racism. BUT ANYWAY, THEY WILL THEN MEET WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT FACE IS, he looks cool though. But then, out of the shadow, the master plan behind all of this, the guy with the hoodie, had planned all of this planed since the very beginning. He knows about the happens, and what the fuck is. With his evil allies, his facebook page and that fucking annoying ass overpowered faggot for fuck's sakes, what were you thinking Capcom, he has a fucking level four, his teleporters are all over the place, he can summon projectiles to protect himself, he has fucking 100% of his fucking own, he has all the otgs, wall bounces and shit you could ever ask for. He can perfectly combo after his grabs has an unpredictable hyper in which hits even when currently blocked. Can fucking transform with a fucking simple hyper, his air launcher is completely broken, he has a projectile that forces you to block from behind in a fucking second. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME( the narrator behind this all) TO DO THAT SHIT, AND YOU KNOW THAT AFTER ALL OF THIS, YOU DECIDE TO FUCKING NERF PHOENIX WRIGHT. FOR FUCK'S SAKES CAPCOM. HAVE YOU LOST A BET AGAINST SOMEONE, I MEAN, YOU CAN'T P- whoops, I'm getting off tracks. Will our heroes ever find what they are after? Will they? So many questions yet to be answered, but the biggest of them all is of course....




What the fuck is happens... ?