The Mayans were REAL gangstas, you don't fuck with them. They prayed to their god, Majora's Mask. To do a thing in 2012 it seems, as their ( very famous creation ) macaroni cheese had 2012 macaronis, with 12 packs of cheese and 21 % less calories! Now that's REAL food straight from mann's HELL.
As you can see here,their god was a goofy one, and here's an ancient Mayanaise artifact!
