Miles was born under a anti-what is happensism family. They hated whatever was related to it and worshiped the great god of grammar, The Great Graham Cracker.
Miles was mentally 12 year old, as he seemed to suffer from a sort of mental retardation that makes him stay in this phase where he'd do anything to make himself look good in front of the adults. He grew into his religion SO DEEPLY, that he grew this power where he'd make people go to school and have "G"s as heads after being touched by The Great Graham Cracker inside the church of Grammar School.
Which Miles goes to daily.